All of Class 2-A (minus Alden obviously) are gathered in their main living area. Isaiah is sitting on the couch reading “The Da Vinci Code.”
Wes:
That’s so creepy.
Eve:
He's actually productive with his life now. It’s kind of freaking me out.
Ash:
I guess maybe joining the Vanguard isn’t always a bad thing.
Eve:
Don’t say that! Those guys don’t need any more ammunition for turning us to the dark side.
Ash:
Oh, right… sorry.
Demetri looks dejected.
Angel:
Are you doing okay, man?
Zach:
Yeah, you look like you’re about to puke.
Demetri:
I can’t believe he sold me out like that. I thought we were best friends…
Gus:
Wow, Demetri actually misses hanging out with Isaiah.
Demetri:
Shut up! I just feel betrayed…
Angel:
Hey, don’t worry about it, man. We’re here for you.
Zach:
Yeah! Isaiah may be brainwashed now, but that won’t happen to us!
Demetri:
Yeah… that’s what they all say…
Hayze is standing by himself, away from everyone else. Blair notices.
Blair:
(Oh man… Why does Hayze look so sad? I want to go talk to him, but I’m still pretending to be mad at him.) *groans*
Saige starts walking over to Hayze.
Blair:
(That bitch!)
Saige stands beside Hayze.
Saige:
Now, what happened?
Hayze:
Something I can’t tell you.
Saige:
What, that Lilith saw your dick?
Hayze:
Wh- How do you know about that?
Saige:
I have cameras in the bathroom. I’ve seen everyone’s junk.
Hayze stares at Saige.
Hayze:
You know what, I don’t know why I’m surprised.
Saige:
Don’t be self-conscious. Yours is middle of the pack.
Hayze:
That’s not why I’m like this.
Saige:
Then what’s wrong?
Hayze:
I sent Isaiah and Demetri to get pictures of Lilith so I could confirm whether she had Iota’s mark or not. It’s my fault that Isaiah’s one of them now.
Saige:
Chin up. We all make mistakes.
Hayze:
Not ones that get people brainwashed for an indefinite period.
Saige:
Yeah, but there’s nothing you can do to change the past. We just have to hope we can bring them all back to normal.
Hayze:
That may be the case, but… that doesn’t mean I’m gonna feel good about it.
Saige:
Hayze-
Suddenly the main doors open. Adrian, Daniele, Tyson, and Yul step inside.
Kevin:
What’s going on?
Aaron:
Is this about the work studies?
Adrian:
Yes, it is.
Everyone with provisional hero licenses looks excited.
Adrian:
A bunch of you have interviews today, so look sharp.
Yul steps forward.
Yul:
Zach and Wes, you’re with me. Impact has requested to meet with you.
Wes:
Me?
Zach:
Awesome!
Tyson:
Silver and Alexis, Black Hollow has chosen to interview you.
Alexis:
Black Hollow? Me?
Silver:
*nasal grunt*
Daniele:
Hayze, Blair, and Saige. You’re meeting Lust.
Hayze:
(At least this might keep my mind off things.)
Saige:
(If the rumors about her are true, this could be fun.)
Blair:
(Lust? I hardly know anything about her.)
Adrian steps forward.
Adrian:
And lastly, Aaron and Ash, you’ve been requested by a hero that none of the third-years are conducting a work-study with, Big Tank.
Aaron:
Awesome!
Ash:
Big Tank?
Kevin raises his hand.
Kevin:
Uh, Mr. Adrian? What about me?
Justus:
And me?
Adrian:
Aster is currently in the process of informing his work-study hero, Exciton, about you. Exciton is a little slower than others when it comes to doing things, so you should hear from him in a few days. Silver and Ash were specially requested by Black Hollow and Big Tank, so I didn’t want to make them wait. Don’t worry, you’ll get your chance.
Kevin:
*groans*
Justus:
I understand. (This is probably for the best. I don’t feel comfortable leaving Demetri, Karma, Angel, Gus, and Eve alone with the braining club mucking about.)
Tyson turns to Silver and Alexis.
Tyson:
Come on, you two, Black Hollow’s got a helicopter waiting for us.
Alexis:
A helicopter?
Silver:
That’s Black Hollow for you.
Tyson, Alexis, and Silver leave.
Yul:
Impact has arranged for a race car to drive us to his agency.
Wes:
I don’t like the sounds of that.
Zach:
Awesome!
Yul, Wes, and Zach leave.
Adrian:
I’m sure Aaron will love the form of transportation Big Tank chose.
Aaron sees something outside.
Aaron:
He didn’t!
Aaron runs outside. A literal tank is waiting to drive them.
Aaron:
YES! HAHAHA!
Ash:
This seems… unsafe.
Aaron and Ash leave.
Daniele:
Well, they made the limo we’re leaving in seem lame. Let’s go.
Daniele, Hayze, Blair, and Saige begin to leave before Daniele suddenly stops.
Daniele:
Oh, actually, before we go. You guys should go grab a spare pair of underwear.
Blair:
Huh? Why…
Daniele:
Just trust me.
Saige smiles from ear to ear.
Saige:
This is gonna be a great day!
Saige, Blair, Hayze, and Daniele depart in a limousine.
Daniele:
Oh, by the way, we have one more person to pick up.
Hayze, Blair, and Saige:
Huh?
They stop at the 2-B dorm. Sydney walks out and enters the car.
Sydney:
Great, I have to spend my day with all of you.
“
Verity:
Say it.
Sydney:
I promise to be nicer to everyone. “
— Chapter 137
Sydney:
I mean… good morning.
Blair:
(This will be fun…)
Saige:
(This day keeps getting better and better.)
The limousine departs the school.
Daniele:
Okay, so I should start explaining things now because there’s A LOT you need to know.
Sydney:
Like what?
Daniele:
So, Ms. Lust is a relatively new hero in town. She’s only been in the Top 10 for about a year now. And is the #5 hero as of the most recent Top 10 list’s release.
Blair:
Wow, really? That high already?
Daniele:
Yeah, and she’s only 23.
Sydney:
What? She was a Top 10 hero at age 22?
Daniele:
Yeah, second-fastest ever, only after Colossus.
Hayze:
How did that happen?
Daniele:
Well… let’s just say her quirk is a little… unique.
Hayze, Blair, and Sydney:
Hm?
Daniele:
Her quirk is called Libido Manipulation; she can control how horny someone is.
Everyone is silent.
Blair:
Come again?
Daniele:
*sighs* It’s exactly what it sounds like.
Saige:
So she makes villains so horny they can’t think straight or fight properly? That makes sense.
Blair:
Saige, don’t act like this is normal.
Daniele:
Yeah, being horny clouds your judgment and makes you seriously off-balance. It’s especially effective against men.
Blair:
And they make up a higher percentage of criminals than women.
Daniele:
Exactly, her quirk isn’t combat-based. It affects her opponent’s mental state, similar to my quirk. That’s why I chose to study under her; she’s the one who taught me how to use pressure points and ballet moves to complete my fighting style.
Hayze:
Huh.
Sydney:
So, is that all her quirk does?
Daniele:
*groans* No…
Blair:
Oh god…
Daniele:
Her most decisive attack, which she calls “Smile Cannon,” basically puts her opponent’s libido into overdrive.
Sydney:
What does that mean?
Awkward silence.
Sydney:
I’d like to go back to school.
Daniele:
Okay, listen! I know it sounds weird, but she means really well. She’s kind of innocent, similar to your classmate, Lilith, you know, before she got brainwashed. She doesn’t “know” what her quirk does.
Hayze:
Wh- what does that mean?
Daniele:
She thinks her “Smile Cannon” puts them into a state of euphoria.
Saige:
Well, it does.
Daniele:
Yeah, but she thinks that’s ALL she’s doing. She doesn’t realize that what she does to people is taboo. She hates seeing people sad or unhappy, so she’s dedicated to making everyone smile.
Sydney:
By making them orgasm!
Daniele:
I know, I know! I know it all sounds weird, but I respect her with all of my heart. She’s a really inspiring hero. She doesn’t care about money or fame. She just wants to make people happy.
Sydney:
*grunts*
Hayze:
How… Wholesome?
Blair:
No. No, it’s not.
Daniele:
Oh, you want to hear the kicker?
Hayze and Blair:
Hm?
Daniele:
She’s a virgin.
Hayze, Sydney, and Blair:
WHAT?!
The helicopter carrying Silver, Alexis, and Tyson approaches Black Hollow’s dojo.
Tyson:
You two be on your best behavior. Black Hollow isn’t patient for degenerates.
Silver and Alexis stare at Tyson.
Alexis and Silver:
Right…
The helicopter lands on a helipad outside the dojo; Black Hollow is waiting for them.
Black Hollow:
Welcome both of you to my dojo. Of course, welcome back, Mr. Verdugo.
Silver:
It’s great to see you again, sir.
Black:
And to you too.
Black Hollow turns to Alexis.
Black Hollow:
It’s great to meet you, Ms. Meadows.
Alexis:
It’s an honor to be in the presence of a Top 10 Hero.
Tyson:
Hey! “Top 10 Hero” is under-selling him! Black Hollow is ranked number three!
Black Hollow:
Tyson, what she said wasn’t wrong.
Tyson:
Sorry, sir.
Black Hollow:
Please, follow me inside.
Black Hollow, Alexis, Silver, and Tyson enter the dojo.
Silver:
We were told you would interview us a bit impromptu, sir. My apologies if we’re a little unprepared.
Black Hollow:
There will be no interview.
Silver and Alexis:
Huh?
Tyson:
WHAT?!
Black Hollow:
I’ve already worked with Mr. Verdugo before. I know you’re worthy of working for my agency. As for Ms. Meadows, I saw all I needed when I reviewed your match footage from the provisional licensing examinations.
Alexis:
Oh… you saw that?
Black Hollow:
You have a strong mind and an even stronger heart.
Alexis:
Thank you.
Tyson:
This is bullshit! What do you mean they don’t have to interview!
Black Hollow:
Tyson, calm down.
Tyson:
You had me balance books on my head for 16 hours straight!
Black Hollow:
That’s because I needed to test your resolve.
Tyson:
Why?!
Black Hollow:
You know why.
Alexis:
Speaking of which, am I required to wear my mock hero agency uniform while I’m here?
Black Hollow:
Your what?
Tyson starts sweating bullets.
Alexis:
My uniform Tyson makes me and my teammates wear when we’re training with him.
Alexis pulls out the maid uniform; Black Hollow stares at it for a few moments before turning to Tyson.
Black Hollow:
15,000 push-ups.
Tyson:
Oh, come on!
Black Hollow:
20,000, outside in the sun on the asphalt.
Tyson:
My skin will melt!
Black Hollow:
25,000.
Tyson walks outside in shame, and Black Hollow takes the maid outfit.
Black Hollow:
I shall burn this.
Alexis:
Thank you, sir.
Black Hollow:
I apologize for his behavior. I took Tyson under my wing to try and help him get his priorities straight and bring balance and meditation to his life. However, I can see I need to do a better job.
Alexis:
Oh, don’t beat yourself up. Making those kinds of guys change their ways is pretty tricky. We know from experience.
Black Hollow:
*nasal grunt*
Silver:
Not to be ungrateful, sir, but may I ask why you’re so willing to take us under your wing without a test?
Black Hollow:
My agency has been swamped with work since Colossus' death. I need help now more than ever. It was tough for me to allow Tyson to be gone for a week for your examinations, but I couldn’t rob him of the opportunity. You two will be put in the ring immediately, and you’ll need to adjust, but I have faith that both of you will.
Silver:
Right.
Alexis:
Yes, of course, sir.
Black Hollow:
Good. Let’s begin with a simple meditation exercise before starting today’s patrols.
Yul, Zach, and Wes are speeding down the highway inside a race car being driven by one of Impact’s drivers. The car is going 140 mph.
Zach:
This is awesome!
Wes:
THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING!
Yul casually sips some tea.
Yul:
We’ll be arriving soon.
Zach:
Aw…
Wes:
THANK GOD!
The car exits the highway, speeds into a parking lot, and drifts into a parking spot. Wes pukes out the window.
Yul:
Wes, it wasn’t that bad of a ride.
Wes:
His speedometer broke!
Wes staggers out of the car as Zach and Yul casually exit it.
Zach:
So, what do we need to know about Impact?
Yul:
He’s quite the eccentric man. He actually kind of reminds me of you, Zach.
Zach:
R- really? That’s awesome!
Yul:
Impact takes pride in having fun while being a hero, so try to be relaxed while talking to him.
Zach and Yul both look at Wes.
Wes:
Oh fuck you guys…
The three enter the building and get inside the elevator. Yul presses the button for the highest floor.
Wes:
Why does Impact need a building with 70 floors?
Yul:
You’ll see.
Wes:
Okay, I don’t like how ominous that was!
Zach:
We’re supposed to interview with him, right? Does that mean he’ll test us or something?
Yul:
Yes, actually, the test should be starting any minute.
Wes:
Wait… What does that mean!
Suddenly, the elevator stops and begins filling with water.
Wes:
*sighs loudly* Why didn’t I expect this?
Zach:
What’s going on!
Yul:
This elevator is currently stopped between floors 21 and 22. You must reach floor 70.
Wes:
In a sinking elevator!
Zach:
Man! Impact is awesome! I have to work with him!
Wes:
Zach! Now is not the time to get excited!
Yul:
Good luck, you two.
Zach:
Huh? Wait, are you going somewhere?
Wes:
Yeah, you’re trapped in here too.
Yul:
Yes, but I’ve already passed this test. I know how I’ll make it to the top.
Wes:
Great… so this is a tradition around here.
Zach:
Alright, Wes, let’s get to work!
Wes:
Right, let’s-
Yul:
Oh, by the way, Impact is only looking to hire whoever can reach the top first.
Zach and Wes:
Huh?
Yul:
Just something to keep in mind.
Zach and Wes both look at each other.
Zach:
Well… I guess we can think of our own plans for now.
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Wes:
Yeah…
Aaron and Ash arrive at Big Tank’s facility in his tank escort.
Ash:
I think we caused some real panic back there.
Aaron:
What do you mean? There’s nothing scary about a tank!
Ash:
Tell that to the 1940s…
Big Tank walks out the front entrance alongside two men wearing military attire.
Big Tank:
Well, well, well, it’s been a while, hasn’t it.
Aaron:
Big Tank! It’s great to-
Big Tank punches Aaron in the face, sending him flying into a nearby parked car. Ash looks horrified.
Big Tank:
Find out who knows that car and offer to pay for the damages.
Military Guy #2:
Yessir.
Big Tank walks up to Ash and offers her a handshake.
Big Tank:
It’s nice to meet you, Ghost Girl. I’m Big Tank, the number 10 hero.
Ash cautiously shakes Big Tank’s hand.
Ash:
It’s uh… nice to meet you, sir. Can I- uh… ask why you just punched my friend into a car?
Big Tank:
I heard about how he cheated on Barbara’s trial. Pathetic.
Aaron gets up from the rubble of the destroyed car.
Aaron:
*groans* Sorry, sir…
Big Tank:
You’d better be, Howitzer. You’re not allowed to go to the hospital for those injuries; you got that!
Aaron:
It’s okay. It’s just a concussion. I can deal with that-
Aaron passes out.
Big Tank:
Go get an IV, pee in it, and insert it into his arm.
Military Guy #1:
Sir, yes, sir!
The Military Guys leave.
Big Tank:
Follow me.
Ash:
Uh, yessir!
Big Tank and Ash enter his facility.
Big Tank:
Here at my agency, we pride ourselves on a few core values: Honor, Respect, Intelligence, Punctuality, and getting the job done right. I don’t just take bad guys down. I take down their entire empire. Why bring down the house if you’re just going to leave the foundation? Anyone who works for me must show me, and their peers respect. That’s how you establish an excellent workplace rapport. I believe that my men work better when they trust and like each other, so if you’re going to fit in here, you must fit in with them, got it?
Ash:
Yessir!
Big Tank:
Good, you’re already getting it.
Big Tank and Ash enter a massive mess hall where many men in military attire are eating.
Ash:
Are- are all these people heroes?
Big Tank:
No, they’re just maintenance workers. They help make this operation run smoothly.
Ash:
Oh… then where are the heroes that work for you?
Big Tank:
All out working. It’s a difficult time for us heroes. We’re all working overtime to catch these goons. This new wave of villainy has left me needing some new recruits like you and Howitzer.
Aaron can be heard screaming outside.
Big Tank:
Ghost Girl, from what I’ve seen of you, you’re one of the most likable people around.
Ash blushes.
Ash:
Really?
Big Tank:
Yes, you’re also powerful and have a good heart. You’re perfect for my agency, but you must prove yourself first.
Ash:
Anything, Mr. Big Tank!
Two military guys drag Aaron into the mess hall.
Big Tank:
Learned your lesson, Howitzer?
Aaron:
Yessir…
Big Tank:
Good, then it’s time for you two to attempt my test.
Aaron:
Sweet, what is it?
Big Tank:
One of my men has a contract underneath his food tray. Find it, write your name on it, and bring it to me and you’ll be my newest recruit.
Aaron:
Right, on it!
Ash:
(Wait…)
Big Tank:
There are a couple rules; of course, you can’t use your quirks, you can’t harm anyone, and you only have fifteen minutes. Got it?
Aaron:
Of course!
Big Tank:
Then get to it.
Aaron runs up to one of the men and lifts up his tray.
Aaron:
(Nope! No contract!)
Military Guy:
Hey, what the hell, man!
The military guy pushes Aaron to the ground; he and a few of his buddies surround Aaron.
Military Guy:
You think you can barge in here and start messing with my food? Let’s get this guy!
Aaron:
Bring it! (Wait… I can’t fight back!)
The military guys start pushing Aaron around.
Big Tank:
God, it’s like he didn’t even intern with me…
Ash:
(Big Tank is all about honor and respect, huh?)
Ash walks up to a table of military men.
Ash:
Excuse me, sir, but could you lift your tray up for a moment?
Military Guy:
Oh, sure.
Ash:
Thank you!
Ash moves on to the next person.
Ash:
Excuse me, sir.
Big Tank smiles.
Big Tank:
(She gets it.)
Big Tank looks at Aaron.
Big Tank:
(I always liked this kid for his spunk and spirit, but it was clear to me when watching his fights in the licensing exam that he needs a refresher course in my ways.)
The military guys finish kicking Aaron around and return to their seats.
Aaron:
(Dammit…)
Aaron notices Ash’s strategy.
Aaron:
(What? They’re just letting her check? What the hell!)
Aaron looks at Big Tank, who is staring at Aaron with a stern expression.
Aaron:
(I guess I never really thought about how disappointed Big Tank would be in me failing that trial. He sent me there, expecting me to be a better hero when I returned. Instead, I was worse. I have to remember what Alexis taught me during our fight. I can’t just keep lying to myself about being the best. If I want to succeed, I have to learn from my failures and improve.)
Aaron walks up to the guy whose tray he lifted.
Aaron:
Hey, look, man, I’m really sorry about that. I was just trying to look for something and got a little rambunctious, my bad.
Military Guy:
Well, thank you for the apology. Sorry, I overreacted. Hey boys, show him underneath your trays too.
Big Tank smiles.
Big Tank:
(Good, he’s learning.)
Hayze, Daniele, Saige, Sydney, and Blair are driving through the city towards Lust’s agency.
Daniele:
We should be arriving in a few minutes.
Saige:
I don’t think so.
Daniele:
Huh? Why?
The limousine stops because of traffic.
Daniele:
What’s going on? There’s never any traffic in this part of town.
The five students exit the car to see that the buildup has occurred because of a police line.
Daniele:
What’s this?
Hayze:
By the looks of it, a robbery.
The five of them approach the police barricade. A bank is in the process of being robbed.
Police Officer:
Hey! You kids stay back!
Daniele takes out her hero license.
Daniele:
I work for Lust, so if you need a hero, I can be your girl.
Police Officer:
Oh, come on! These guys are armed. You can’t go in there alone!
Daniele:
Well, if you need the h- h- h- h-
Daniele starts sweating, and the police officer hunches over.
Hayze:
Daniele? Is something wrong?
Hayze attempts to approach Daniele, but she holds up her hand.
Daniele:
Stay back! You’re just out of range!
Blair:
Out of range of what?
Suddenly, two robbers burst out of the bank with machine guns, each holding a hostage and a bag of money.
Robber 1:
Stay back, officers!
Robber 2:
You can’t… stop us…
Robber 1:
Hey, why did you say it like… that…
Both of the robbers hunch over.
Hostage 1:
Oh my god! They have erections!
Hostage 2:
Fucking perverts!
Robber 1:
We’re not pervs!
Robber 2:
Honest!
Voice:
Of course, they’re not perverts.
Everyone:
Huh?
Suddenly, Lust leaps down from a rooftop and lands in the center of the police barricade. Her hero costume is very revealing. A bunch of officers begin hiding behind their cars and sweating.
Robber 1:
OH GOD! IT’S LUST!
Robber 2:
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!
Lust:
I’m glad you’re both so happy to see me.
Robber 1:
I have an extra ammo clip in my pocket! That’s all!
Robber 2:
I’m a eunuch!
Lust approaches the robbers. They both look horrified.
Lust:
Release your hostages and drop your weapons.
The robbers immediately do as they are told. They get on their knees and put their hands in the air.
Robber 1:
We surrender!
Robber 2:
Please! Just don’t hurt us!
Lust:
Hurt you? I’m just going to make you smile!
Robber 1 and 2:
PLEASE NO!
Lust:
You two seem a little stressed; why don’t I fix that!
Robber 1 and 2:
AHHHHHHHH!
Lust aims both of her hands at a different robber.
Lust:
Smile Cannon!
Robber 1 and 2:
NOOOOO!
Suddenly, the robber’s faces of terror turn to those of pure euphoria. They both keel over, moaning. Everyone watching is dumbfounded. Parents cover their children’s eyes. Lust turns to the crowd.
Lust:
Don’t worry, everyone! You’re safe now!
Everyone begins cheering as the police handcuff the robbers.
Robber 1:
*groans*
Robber 2:
I always wanted to experience Lust’s Smile Cannon, but not in public on television.
Robber 1:
We’ll never be able to show our faces in public again.
Police Officer:
Well, yeah, you’re going to prison.
Robber 1:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
The police arrest the robbers. Lust notices Daniele and the others.
Lust:
Daniele!
Lust starts running towards them.
Daniele:
Brace yourself, guys. This is Lust’s “Happy Field”; anyone within a 50-yard radius of her instantly has their libido charged up.
Sydney:
Why was she the only hero that wanted me…
Blair:
Asking myself the same thing right now.
Lust walks up to them; everyone looks tense.
Lust:
It’s so great to meet all of you! I can see Hayze is just as excited as I am!
Blair punches Hayze.
Hayze:
Oh, come on! It’s literally her quirk!
Daniele:
Uh… Lust, your Happy Field is still on.
Lust:
Oh, right. Is everyone not happy about it?
Sydney and Blair:
Yes!
Saige:
Nope!
Lust snaps her fingers, turning off her Happy Field.
Hayze:
(Oh, thank god…)
Lust:
I’m glad all of you could make it; my name is Lust, as I’m sure you all know. I look forward to working with each of you. Assuming that you’ll pass my test, of course.
Blair:
Test?
Sydney:
What test?
Lust:
Don’t worry, it will be a simple one. I just need to know that everyone who works for my agency fights for the happiness and welfare of all!
Sydney gulps.
Lust:
Come with me.
Hayze, Sydney, and Blair all brace themselves.
Lust:
Is… something wrong?
Hayze:
Oh… oh.
Blair:
You meant…
Sydney:
With an “O.”
Lust:
Hm?
Daniele:
Ignore them, Lust, let’s go.
Sydney, Hayze, and Blair are dumbfounded.
Sydney, Hayze, and Blair:
(This chick is so innocent!)
All six of them walk down the street towards Lust’s agency. Many passersby take pictures of Lust.
Blair:
*whispering* She’s really photogenic.
Sydney:
Why is she okay with a bunch of random people taking her picture?
Daniele:
Because Lust is a supermodel as well, it helps build popularity. Her incredible crime-fighting abilities and beauty have skyrocketed her to being a top 5 hero at her young age.
Sydney:
Okay, but how can she wear such a revealing costume? Does she have no dignity?!
Lust:
Because it makes people smile, Ms. Sydney.
Sydney:
Huh?
Lust:
Whenever people see me in this outfit, they get excited! It makes my day.
Sydney is pale.
Hayze:
(Say what you will about her methods, her goal is really inspiring.)
The six enter Lust’s hero agency, and another female hero walks up to them.
Heroine:
Hello, Ms. Lust and Ms. Linguistia.
Blair:
Huh? Linguistia?
Daniele:
That’s my hero name.
Blair:
Oh, right.
Lust:
Everyone, this is Kleptogirl, my sidekick.
Kleptogirl:
You must be the students from U.A. It’s a pleasure to meet you.
Lust:
Kleptogirl’s quirk allows her to steal any item from a person.
Daniele:
*whispering to the students* Try to stay on her good side. I once got on her way during a mission, and she stole my costume clean off my skin.
Blair and Sydney gulp. Kleptogirl walks up to Hayze.
Kleptogirl:
You’re very bold for wanting to work for Ms. Lust; most men don’t make it very long working for her.
Lust:
I can never figure out why.
Kleptogirl:
I hope you brought extra underwear.
Hayze gulps.
Lust:
Okay, let’s all go to my office.
Lust, Daniele, and Kleptogirl begin walking down the hall.
Saige:
This is the best day ever.
Blair, Sydney, and Hayze:
Speak for yourself.
Back at Impact’s agency, the elevator has filled halfway with water.
Zach:
(I could easily cut through the hatch on top of the elevator and use my claws to scale the elevator shaft. But, if I do that, Wes will also be able to escape this elevator, and then he’ll use his grappling hook to reach the top before I can, dangit.)
Wes:
(There’s a part of me that thinks that Yul is just trying to mess with us and destroy our teamwork when he says Impact only wants one of us. But Yul is here by himself, and he said he’s completed this test before. So, that’s proof right there that he might not be lying. Plus, there’s no rule saying Impact has to take either of us, let alone both.)
Yul looks back and forth between Wes and Zach.
Yul:
(They’re floundering.)
Zach and Wes:
(I can’t let this opportunity pass me by.)
Zach extends his bone claws.
Zach:
That’s it. I’m busting my way out of here!
Zach begins slicing away at the elevator hatch.
Wes:
(Great, once Zach frees us from this elevator, I’ll be able to shoot past him and climb up to the top before him. I’ll be the one Impact hires.)
“
Yul:
Oh, by the way, Impact is only looking to hire whoever can reach the top first. “
Wes:
(Wait a second… Yul never said Impact only wanted one of us.) Zach! Wait!
Zach:
I’m not listening, Wes!
Zach slices through the hatch completely and climbs on top of the elevator.
Wes:
Zach, I think we’re supposed to-
Zach stabs Wes’s grappling hook launcher.
Wes:
WHAT THE FUCK!
Zach:
Now you can’t grapple past me!
Wes:
Zach! You idiot! We’re supposed to reach the top together! That’s the test!
Zach:
Huh?
Wes:
Yul didn’t say Impact was only gonna hire one of us! He just said he’d take whoever reaches the top first! It was a trick, and you fell for it!
Zach:
Oh…
Yul:
Wes, don’t act like you weren’t planning to leave Zach in the dust until a moment ago.
Wes:
Not now, Yul!
Zach helps Wes out of the elevator.
Zach:
Well, uh… what do we do now?
Wes:
I don’t know; our best chance up just got smashed.
Zach:
Look, I’m sorry, dude! I’ll figure something out!
Zach looks around the elevator shaft.
Zach:
Hey… I’ve got an idea.
Wes:
What is it?
Zach:
Hey, Yul? Do we have to reach the top via the elevator shaft?
Yul:
You have to reach the top.
Zach:
I’m going to take that as a no.
Wes:
What are you getting at?
Zach:
Shoot out the cables, Wes!
Wes:
Wh- are you nuts! We’ll die!
Zach:
Not if I stab my bone claws into the elevator’s roof, and you hold on to me tight!
Wes:
I don’t like the sounds of this…
Zach:
Look, do you want to pass the test or not?
Wes:
*loudly sighs*
Wes pulls out his gun and fires at the cables until they break, causing the elevator to begin plummeting. Zach stabs his bone claws down, and Wes holds on to him.
Wes and Zach:
AHHHHHH!
The elevator crashes into the ground.
Wes:
*groans*
Zach:
You alright, man?
Wes:
I think so…
The second-floor elevator door beside them opens, and Impact is standing there.
Impact:
Man, you two are exactly what I expected.
Zach:
Impact!
Wes:
Oh god… does this mean we fucked up?
Impact:
Well, I am pissed about the elevator, but it was fun to watch, so I’ll let it slide. You two have shown me exactly what I needed to see: flawed but promising talent. I’d be happy to hire you.
Zach:
Awesome!
Wes:
Really?
Wes starts tearing up.
Zach:
Jeez, what’s wrong, man?
Wes:
That’s the first time anyone has ever called me talented!
Impact:
That’s sad! Follow me! We have work to do!
Ash and Aaron continue searching for the contract.
Ash:
(Big Tank made it sound like he’ll only be willing to take either Aaron or me on for a work-study. I have to believe that’s true, I can’t risk it.)
Aaron glances at Ash.
Aaron:
(Ash may be a nice girl, but I’ve been eyeing working with Big Tank for too long, I can’t let her take this from me.)
Ash and Aaron continue searching… and searching… and searching…
Ash:
(It’s gotta be around here somewhere.)
Aaron:
(I’ll find it first!)
Aaron walks up to a military guy.
Aaron:
Excuse me, may I see under your tray for a moment?
Military Guy:
Sure thing.
The contract is underneath.
Aaron:
(Yes!)
Ash:
No…
Aaron starts running back to Big Tank when he notices Ash out of the corner of his eye.
Aaron:
Ash, come on.
Ash:
Huh?
Aaron:
This may be one piece of paper, but it’s big enough for both of our names.
Ash:
R- really?
Aaron:
Yeah, let’s go.
Aaron and Ash both write their name on the contract and hand it to Big Tank.
Big Tank:
Do you think this is some kind of joke?
Aaron and Ash:
*grunts*
Big Tank:
Well, it is! Congratulations! You pass the test! You’re both members of my hero agency.
Ash:
Yay!
Aaron:
All in a day’s work.
Big Tank:
Fetch them two contracts.
Military Guy #1:
Yessir.
Aaron:
Huh? But we-
Big Tank:
You think this is legally binding? You both wrote your names on this in pencil. That’s not how this works! Now, come on, we’ve got work to do.
Lust, Daniele, Kleptogirl, Hayze, Saige, Blair, and Sydney reach Lust’s office.
Lust:
Okay, I’ll be speaking to each of you one at a time. This will be simple, I just have one question for you, and if you answer it satisfactorily, you’ll officially be working for me. Who wants to go first?
They’re all silent.
Lust:
Hm… I think I’ll do Blair first.
Blair:
Please don’t phrase it like that…
Lust:
Like what?
Lust and Blair sit down in Lust’s office.
Blair:
So… uh? What question do you have for me?
Lust:
Have you truly moved on from the insecurities that have plagued you your whole life?
Blair:
H- how do you know that?
Lust:
Blair, I’m a top 10 hero. I did my research before inviting you here.
Blair:
I… I think so. I went a long time being insecure about my body and thinking I was this ugly piece of trash. So it was a huge moment for me to finally feel “pretty.” I was confident in my beauty for the first time in my life. I think I’ve moved on.
Lust:
Think or know?
Blair:
Huh?
Lust:
You sounded sure in your statement, but you started and ended it with “I think.”
Blair:
I…
Lust:
May I take a guess?
Blair:
S- sure?
Lust:
You don’t want to admit you’re happy because a part of you doesn’t think you deserve it?
Blair:
W- well, I…
Lust:
You’re beautiful, Blair.
Blair blushes.
Lust:
See? It makes you happy to know that you’re beautiful, which is excellent. Not many people have confidence in their bodies, so don’t be ashamed for finally finding it for yourself. I like seeing people be confident and happy with their appearance. I think you’ll be a great addition to my agency!
Blair:
R- really?
Lust:
Yes, welcome aboard.
Saige is next in Lust’s office.
Saige:
So what’s your question?
Lust:
Why do you get so much thrill out of the misery of others?
Saige:
Oh, goin’ hardball, I see.
Lust:
The others all seemed quite distressed for some reason, but you had a smile on your face the whole time, seemingly because of that. I like that you have something that makes you happy. I just want to understand it.
Saige:
Hm… well, as you know, my quirk is artificial. It came from a bottle. But, something else also came from that bottle, an alter-ego of mine. One that tormented me throughout my entire adolescence. She’s derived from my shame; she constantly made me feel humiliated and embarrassed. So, I think I like seeing others like that because it lets me know that I’m not alone and that others can feel that way too.
Lust:
I see. Nobody ever likes being alone, so I can understand that. While I don’t agree with the subject, I am glad you have your own way of making yourself smile. I could use someone like you who can smile when others cannot. You’re a welcome addition to my team.
Saige:
Thank you.
Sydney is next.
Sydney:
*groans*
Lust:
Is something wrong, Sydney?
Sydney:
No, no, I’m fine. Just please ask your question.
Lust:
How did you feel when you were hanging from the bamboo during the licensing exam?
Sydney:
WH- HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!
Lust:
Sydney, we were all given the footage from the exam to review. I enjoyed your fights in the tournament in particular, and I loved your change in attitude during phase 0. I just want to understand your mindset at that moment.
Sydney:
*groans* It was the worst feeling of my life…
Lust:
Humiliation?
Sydney:
No, I’ve felt that before… unfortunately. I felt failure… I was only on that island for a few days, so my defeat at Silver’s hand was fresh on my mind. I desperately wanted to defeat Hayze and prove my worth, but to who? My peers had strung me up from my drawers so that they wouldn’t have to deal with me, and my parents don’t give a damn about my successes. So, I was hanging there feeling like a failure because nobody respected me. Well, until Verity showed up and gave me an ultimatum. I want to be respected so that my successes can feel real, but I’m unsure how to do that.
Lust:
Simple, by giving people a reason to respect you.
Sydney:
Huh?
Lust:
Success is less than happiness; the thing that makes those two things equal is recognition. Well, Sydney, I respect you because you were willing to admit that your actions weren’t working. That takes a lot of courage.
Sydney blushes.
Lust:
I like that quality in a person, and if gaining the respect of others will make you happy, then I’d love to give you an avenue to do it. Welcome to my agency.
Sydney:
Th- thank you!
Hayze is last.
Lust:
So, you’re the famous Hayze.
Hayze:
Famous?
Lust:
Oh come on, everyone saw your battle on Iota’s coliseum planet, and of course, what you did to Iota.
Hayze:
Oh… right…
Lust:
Don’t worry, I won’t ask you about that. My question has more to do with the present than the past.
Hayze:
Hm?
Lust:
Why do you seem so down?
Hayze:
Uh- I…
Lust:
You can talk to me.
Hayze:
Recently… I got one of my friends “brainwashed.”
Lust:
Brainwashed?
Hayze:
It’s kind of a whole thing… but basically, he’s not himself anymore, and neither are two of my other friends. It was because I was being arrogant and obsessive. I let my pain and hatred cloud my judgment.
Hayze clenches his fists.
Hayze:
The worst part is I don’t know if this is permanent or not… if I just… threw him away. You see, I don’t have a family, and I didn’t have many, if any, friends until I met my classmates. It took me a long time to finally realize that they are my friends, and now I just want to protect them.
Hayze flashes back to Jake dying.
Hayze:
I was so desperate to save the two people I’d already lost that I unintentionally foddered off another, and it was all for nothing.
Hayze is silent for a few moments.
Hayze:
Outside of this room are the two people I care about most in this world, my best friend and the woman I L… Isaiah and I weren’t close, but I consider him a friend. So if I couldn’t protect him, how could I protect them?
A single tear falls from Hayze’s eye. Lust stands up and hugs him.
Lust:
This is why I wanted to meet you; I could tell that you have a good heart. You’re bruised, but you’re not broken. Hayze, it’s okay to be afraid of something that’s scary, but you can’t let that fear take hold of you. So take what you’re feeling right now, and promise yourself that you’ll never allow yourself to feel it again. Do you know why?
Hayze:
Why?
Lust:
Because you’re going to save your friends and protect those two girls. That’s your goal as a hero, right? To save everyone?
Hayze:
Y- yeah.
Lust:
So, don’t let one mistake create a domino effect. Your friends can still be saved as long you believe they can. Like I said, Hayze, you’re bruised, not broken, which means you can be fixed.
Lust sits back down in her seat.
Lust:
I’d love to have someone as passionate about being a hero as you in my agency.
Hayze:
R- really? That’s awesome!
Lust:
Yes, but there’s one thing I need to tell you…
Hayze:
Huh?
Lust:
We have a zero-tolerance policy for shedding tears at this agency which means I must do everything in my power to turn that frown upside down!
Hayze:
Wh- what?
Out in the hall, the girls can hear Hayze’s muffled screams.
Kleptogirl:
Dumbass. He reminds me of you, Daniele.
Daniele:
Wh- don’t mention that here!
Kleptogirl walks off.
Sydney:
What does she mean by that?
Daniele:
*sighs* I made the mistake of crying during my interview with Lust. Let’s just say I ended up just like those robbers, and by the sounds of it, Hayze just made that same mistake.
Sydney:
Wait… so that means.
Sydney starts laughing.
Daniele:
I wouldn’t laugh; there’s a 99% chance you’ll be the victim of Lust’s smile beam at one point. It’s not a matter of it. It’s a matter of when. Hayze should be happy to have it out of the way.
Sydney:
Wh- wait, what?
Saige turns to Blair.
Saige:
You know, you should try to see if there’s a video of that somewhere.
Blair:
Yeah… WAIT NO! STOP! YOU’RE TRYING TO GIVE ME ANOTHER FETISH!
Saige:
It’s too late, Blair.
Blair falls to her knees in defeat.
Blair:
NOOOOOOO!
Daniele:
(Well, it’s safe to say this place will be much more lively now.)
Hayze (Naratting):
And just like that, our first work-study day was finished- I mean over, over! FUCK! Ah… you fucking get it.
